DIVORCE VS MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Old School Memories

I guess we all have old memories

Way back when we were in school

We tried our best to get passing grades

To prove to our folks we weren’t a fool

Remember those old-fashion desks?

There was an ink well right at the top

Some boys didn’t last too long at school

For they stayed home to pick the crops

Long walks home right after school

The stack of books made a heavy load

Kicking rocks but hurrying along

Down that dusty red dirt road

After all, there were always chores to do

Once a kid got back home

Gather the eggs and slop the hogs

Didn’t have a lot of time to roam

Yep, those were good old days, my friend

Nowadays seems school is a breeze

But it sure is fun to look behind us

To the wonderful old

school memories!